If we could harness the power of God, could we flip the S&P500? Deep within the clandestine vaults of SPX6900 Labs, a radical research experiment codenamed "Project AEON" sought the answer to this question. But then, the unexpected happened. A phenomenon known as a quantum glitch occurred, sparking life into 3333 Aeons - beings neither of this world nor wholly apart from it. These entities, birthed from the crucible of human ambition and cosmic anomaly, could save us.